Our Boss, who art on the top floor
“How be your day?”
Thy business comes.
Thy will be done,
On the bottom floor as it is on the top.
Give us this Friday for our bi-weekly income.
And forgive us on our absences,
As we forgive those who use sick and vacation days,
And lead us not into temptation,
And deliver us from office shootings,
For thine is the business
And the signature, and the capital,
For ever and ever,
(Can I get a raise now?)